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Doggie Butler

For: People who want their houseguests greeted in style. (Naming the dog ''Barkley'' is not an option.)

Box of baby cheeses

For: People who can properly pronounce the word ''cheeses.''

Espresso maker

For: Fans of fine coffee and children who dress like counts.

Claire's trench coat

For: Someone who can appreciate a little naked trench time.

Amazon Hammock and matching pillow

For: A man in need of R&R away from their crazy family — and someone who can deal with a few awkward encounters.

iPad

For: A deserving tech nerd who believes that Steve Jobs and God have worked together to bring them Christmas joy.

CowboyOutfitters.com

For: An outgoing person who is so full of 'tude they'd toss candycanes at pandering carolers.

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Costco gift card
Costco.com

For: Someone who is big, not fancy, but is hard not to like

Jagermeister

For: A girl who has woken up in a frat house with a bad reputation — and can laugh about it.

Pan Flute

For: Someone who plans on dying a virgin.

Why the face T-shirt

For: The Phil Dunphy in your life. Yes, we all have one?

Baby Afro Wig

For: Babies who love Diana Ross — the RCA years.

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