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''Maybe [Matt] wasn't the Brains after all because I beat him, and you know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.'' —Enzo

2

''You're about as classy as your nasty hair extensions.... Everything about you is a lie. Your boobs are a lie; your face is a lie. The only thing honest about you is the pimples on your chin.'' —Ragan to Rachel

3

''I didn't know Jewish guys wore ninja outfits when they pray. That's the good thing about being on Big Brother, you know, I can learn about different cultures and how they work.'' —Lane

4

''I would never wipe my face with a real dollar bill; that's sickening. I mean most of those, let's face it, come out of strippers' G-strings.'' —Britney

5

''I'm so pissed right now. We were so freakin' close, and we let some idiot, who wasn't even smart enough to put pants on before we started the competition, win.'' —Britney

6

''I've been called a ballbuster before, but who knew I was actually that good at it?'' —Britney

7

''I have spent the last week crying like a 40-year-old woman watching Oprah.... I'm sure I'm, like, a bipolar hot tranny mess.'' —Ragan

8

''If giving up a half million dollars for somebody you love makes you an idiot, I guess I'm an idiot.'' —Brendon

9

''You're a Homo sapien, Brendon [pictured] — not a wizard.'' —Britney

10

''I've fought so hard that I have to get another injection of Botox because I have so many wrinkles right now.'' —Rachel

11

''I vote to institutionalize and evict Andrew [pictured].'' —Ragan

12

''I don't usually go sliding on KY jelly, believe it or not.'' —Britney

13

''Slop, to me, is like an ex-girlfriend. I want nothing to do with it.'' —Enzo

14

''I am so going to miss sitting in the backyard and talking with you about how high-waisted Kristen's pants are, and how skanky Rachel is dressing every day, and how annoying her laugh is, and all of the things we could do with her hair extensions.'' —Britney in her goodbye message to Monet

15

''$5,000? That's more money than I've made in the past two years!'' —Hayden

16

''Brains go out the window as soon as you walk through those doors.'' —Brendon

17

''Why don't you get us a drink, Ra-tress.'' —Ragan to Rachel

18

''I lost my dignity on a slippery wiener.'' —Britney

19

''Someone that really stuck out to me was Andrew because he's Jewish and so he wears a Yom Kippur — I believe that's what it's called.'' —Rachel

20

''You got Sabo-bitched by her, yo.'' —Enzo

21

''When I saw Rachel walk through that door, I wanted to throw up all over myself.'' —Britney

22

''[The challenge] is like a Texas bar fight. You get slammed from wall to wall to wall. People pour alcohol and water on your head, and then you wake up the next morning and your testicles hurt.'' —Lane

23

''We formed this alliance called the Brigade. I have no clue what a 'brigade' is.'' — Lane

24

''Rachel's laugh is like a cackling hyena mixed with a hog off a farm.'' — Hayden

25

''Lane, they say everything is big in Texas — except your brain. Zing!'' —Zingbot 3000

Want to hear more Big Brother pearls of wisdom? Check out Dalton Ross' exclusive interview with the Zingbot 3000!

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